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Nogizaka, Let's Go!
Here we go!
I'm Banana from Nogizaka Independent Board of Directors.
Nice to meet you all!
And this is Nogizaka-chan!
Yes, yes.
What's up with you?
Yes, yes.
Ready and…
B-class…news!
That's a good way of saying it.
So, what are we doing today?
Let's go back to 2022!
B-class news president!
That's a good way of saying it.
Last year, we introduced various news to the world,
"Nogizaka 46".
Today, we will introduce
the smallest news
of each member
that happened unknowingly.
Tonight, July 8, 2022, B-grade news.
Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger.
Yoda looks at human relationships closely.
Yakubo loses eyebrows due to rhyme.
Ioki rediscovers the charm of combat.
Akimoto receives a gag gift every day.
That's all for July 8th B-grade news.
No, no, no.
We need to talk about it first.
It's crazy. It's crazy all of a sudden.
Wait a minute, Kuromi.
Recently, Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger.
That's me.
Recently, Kuromi's senpai wind is getting stronger.
At first, I thought that Kuromi's senpai wind was getting stronger.
At the Under Live in March, she said something like this to Maaya-san.
She said something like a senpai.
She said something like this to a senpai.
She said "Are you okay?"
She did it to a nervous junior.
She's not older than me, is she?
After that, Gokisei came in.
Gokisei came in.
When we were at Nissan Stadium, Kuromi and Gokisei were talking because the school was close.
There was something like Kuromi Field in the hallway.
Kuromi Town.
It was unfolding.
They were talking from this angle.
They were talking from zero distance.
Zero distance.
Gokisei-chan didn't say it herself.
When I heard Kuromi-san's voice, I felt like I had to go to jail.
Gokisei!
Gokisei, you were called like that.
At first, I was very happy that you came.
I thought Kuromi-san was great.
When one or two people came together, in the end, everyone came together.
That's Chromie Field.
Look! Isn't there a picture of Chromie Field?
I didn't take it.
I see.
I'd like you to take it in the future.
But it's held regularly, so I'm sure you'll take it.
I don't want to stop.
What do you talk about with Chromie?
We report our business.
Report your business?
Yes.
Do you go out on purpose?
"How's it going?" Like that, Chromie-san says.
How's it going?
Oh, it's good.
What's good about it?
Thank you for helping me with my work and so on.
Not at all.
You know, my song...
Do you have a picture of the students?
No, I don't.
Wait!
Kuromi is now trying to join a different idol group at school.
You have to stop her!
Next, Yoda.
Why do you care so much about human relationships?
In 2022, regardless of seniority or juniority, I want to get along with everyone.
It's Kuromi!
I admire you.
Kuromi has already done it.
When I first started, I was alone on holidays, staying at home and talking to the TV.
I thought it was bad and couldn't achieve it.
So I invited a lot of people like juniors and seniors.
Looking back, who did you invite?
Yunan Shibata.
Now I'm inviting Rika and Kaki.
And I promised to play at Manatsu's house.
Oh, that's great!
I'm going to go all out.
Now that we're all gathered in some kind of circle like this, we should think about it.
For example, don't you invite Ume?
I'm really not confident, so I can't invite him.
But you know, there was someone like that before.
A member who connects you.
That's right. I asked him to join me.
It's Kuromi, isn't it?
He'll definitely come.
Please ask him.
Tell Kuromi and Yoda to book someone.
Kuromi won't come.
Why?
It's hard to say from a junior, isn't it?
Even if I'm invited, I often don't go beyond that.
So I'm worried that you really don't want to come with me.
But if Kuromi is there, I think it will go smoothly.
What would happen without Kuromi in this group?
It's interesting.
Next, here.
This one.
"Jingu-na, Ame-no-hi-na".
On the day you came to see me, my eyebrows were a little drawn in the rain.
Yakubo and Kanagawa are really like MAMA.
But I liked it.
It was colorful.
I see.
Do you have a video?
I'd like to see it.
Yes.
On the contrary, it looks mature.
It's cool.
Is that so?
It's cool.
It's really good.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
You usually look more like a child, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
You look more like an adult.
I look more like an adult.
Do you have this side of me?
You can do it with this side of me.
With this side of me?
Thank you very much.
No problem.
I'm happy.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay.
A bath?
Do you like it?
When I go back from school or something like that, I take my friends and have a really quiet bath.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
That's amazing.
I really liked it, but ever since I moved here, I didn't know much about it.
But I spend a lot of time alone in a lot of different places.
You have a good hobby.
It's really fun.
And when I'm done, I always drink a bottle of milk.
You're such a one-man show.
I'm happy.
You're cute.
This is...
Are you serious?
Are you serious about this?
Isn't this a real gacha pin?
There's a green one, but...
This is cute.
It's cute.
It's like a bath.
It's pretty close to no-makeup, isn't it?
You're bare-faced?
It's amazing.
This is it.
This time, everyone has a proper picture.
That's great.
Let's move on.
This is scary.
You give gifts every day and in the morning?
It's a joke.
Hayashi...
Hayashi!
We went on tours together every day.
Every time we met, we made a joke.
I wanted you to watch it.
Are you serious?
Hayashi, is it a joke?
A joke?
It's like, "I'll give you this joke."
It's like a gift.
I've never used it before and I'm getting old.
Did you get it?
He showed it to me.
Can I see it?
Yes.
Really?
I got it, so I'll show you.
After that, Hayashi's.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Teeth.
What?
What is it?
I didn't use it.
What is it?
Teeth.
Teeth?
Teeth.
He showed me his teeth and said "teeth" and gave me a "teeth."
You don't know it well, do you?
Teeth.
But people who make jokes are like that.
They're recognized one day.
They're recognized one day or not recognized one day.
Don't you have a joke with your own name?
I haven't made one yet.
Since summer ended, Kuromi's impersonation has become popular.
I see.
I've changed my shift.
Can you make a short joke you can introduce yourself?
That's good.
Do you have one now?
Can you give me one?
Hayashinsu.
Go ahead.
Wow!
Hayashinsu.
That's good.
I'll use it.
Hayash...
Hayashinoki.
"Hayashinoki" is good.
Hayashinoki.
Can you do it?
Hayashinoki.
"Hayashinoki" is cuter.
"Hayashinoki" should be more like "yashinoki."
Is it better?
I see.
Yashinoki.
I see.
Hayashinoki.
You're qualified for "kamakiri."
That's Kuromi.
That's not Kuromi.
"Kamakiri" is Kuromi's style.
That's not Kuromi's style.
Kuromi, show us "kamakiri."
One, two...
Kuromiharu kamakiri.
"Kamakiri" is your own style.
What are you doing?
You're amazing.
You made it your own.
You're amazing.
I want to make it my own this year.
Don't raise your hands above your head.
Kamakiri.
What are you talking about?
It's for you.
From this afternoon to September, "Nogizaka B grade news."
"Sakamuchi," "forgotten again this year," "Endo," "one- sided love becomes the main thing," "Summer," "message from Kamakiri," "bowstring," "grandmother's joint is beautiful witch," "forest," "mikan's beautiful success," "pharmacy," "toilet," "churros," "travel," "more than that," "Nogizaka B-grade news" of 2022 .
"Kamakiri" was mentioned this week, too.
Oh, no!
What's going on?
Shall we go first?
Shall we?
Here it is.
Sakamuchi.
Are you kidding me?
"Sakamuchi" has been forgotten here many times in the past.
That's what you say.
By the way, where is it now?
There it is.
I looked for it everywhere, but I couldn't find it.
Even though it's so close.
I forgot about it again this year.
Yamashita posted a group photo of three students on his blog.
I remember that.
I was there, too.
Yamashita posted a photo of me alone.
Are you kidding me?
That's scary.
This?
This is there.
Is "Sakamuchi" everyone's photo?
Yes.
Where is "Sakamuchi" actually located?
It's between "Yoda" and "Renka."
His blog has been posted again.
This is now.
Is it behind you?
That's scary.
Why is that?
You can just go in front of me.
I usually take this picture when three students gather.
I think I'm forgetting about it.
Are you kidding me?
What?
I usually take a lot of pictures when someone gets stuck.
But I don't take many pictures.
I think it's over.
But I don't take many pictures.
I think everyone doesn't notice it.
Show me again.
Is it there or not?
It's not there.
It's moving a lot.
You look like a psychopath.
You move fast.
You can move like that in the train.
It moves forward and backward.
It moves like this.
You can put it next to Ume.
You can put it under Ume.
I'm not a person like that.
You can call Ume.
Okay.
I'll bring him to No. 1.
Next, No. N.
Is this Yakubo too?
Yes, it is.
How is it?
Yakubo Miyo-chan...
I knew it.
Since summer passed, she started to get jealous of me.
She doesn't just say "I like you" or "You are cute".
I started to talk with Yakubo Miyo-chan and her best friend, Hayashi Luna-chan.
She said "Saku-chan, do you like Hayashi more?"
So I started to cheat on her.
It's not cheating. You just talked with her.
But...
She hates you.
Hayashi has a special nickname.
She doesn't do that to me.
So I took Hayashi Luna's "ru" and started to call her "ru-ru-ru".
But you should call her "Yashinoki" from now on.
"Yashinoki"?
"Maru-ru-ru" is fine.
But "ru-ru-ru" is...
You don't like it, do you?
You want it more, don't you?
Yes, I do.
It can't be helped. You love Saku-chan, don't you?
You should get along with others.
You will be liked by others.
I'm happy that you like me.
If you block it, you will be isolated.
I don't want you to block me. I want you to be jealous of me.
You should talk with Hayashi Luna.
Now you are calling me "omoni".
"Omoni"?
The title is "Omoni", isn't it?
You may be hated.
Hated?
I'm not hated.
You are not hated.
I'm not hated.
You can't say it in front of me.
Can I say it?
I'm scared of it now.
I don't know what to do.
Recently, people like Saku-chan more and more.
They get along with Saku-chan like Hayashi Luna.
I want to get along with Saku-chan.
It's good to get along with others.
It's good for me.
The distance between you and Saku-chan is the same for me.
It's the same.
The distance between you and Saku-chan and the distance between me and Saku-chan is the same.
It's not the same.
I'm the best.
Let's make it clear. Let's ask Saku-chan.
Yes, Yakubo, Himura-san, Hayashi and me, who is the closest?
No, no, no.
Give me a ranking.
What?
Who do you think is the closest?
Distance.
Distance?
Distance.
Distance between you and your heart.
Distance.
Saku-chan, I've been with you for a long time, haven't I?
I've been saying it all the time, haven't I?
It's Hayashi, now.
From this feeling, it's Yakubo.
Yakubo's love is not enough.
Me?
It's your fault.
Isn't it?
You said you like me so much, but you make me lost like this.
Your love is not enough.
Isn't it?
I'm sorry, it's me.
You don't have love that you like.
That's right.
What are you doing? You don't even have eyebrows.
But that's how it is.
That's how it is?
That's how it is.
Well, Hayashi, show me your gag.
Tease.
No, no, not that.
Why "tease"?
"Tease" is "throw it away"!
That was a beautiful flow!
Why "tease"!?
"Tease" is "throw it away"!
You know "the north wind and the sun", don't you?
The north wind tries to pull your clothes off with the wind, but it's cold and it comes.
I'll pull it off with the power of the warm sun.
Yes, it's the sun, isn't it?
You don't know "the north wind and the sun", do you!?
Nobody has changed anything!
So, please do like that.
OK, next.
Here it is.
"The north wind and the sun" is "the north wind and the sun", isn't it!?
But we didn't make up such a flow, did we!?
Of course not!
But I'd like you to see this message.
What is it!?
Hane-chan, good luck!
Huh!?
It's just a black eye!
I saw it from the side and it's just a black eye!
Every year, on B-class news...
Is it her?
Yes, it's her!
She's cute, isn't she?
She kissed me with a kamakiri.
Yes, I don't know why, but kamakiri...
I didn't expect this flow.
I can only think of it like that!
So, there's a kamakiri, but there's a kamakiri next to you.
She said it!
Good luck!
She said it!
OK, let's move on.
Stitch.
Stitches?
Grandma's stitches?
Yes, my grandma...
was walking around in her 70s and 80s.
That's rude!
That's a witch! That's a witch!
Why?
That grandma's knees and elbows are very beautiful,
so I wanted you to see them.
Wow, they're beautiful!
Yes, they're smooth.
Amazing!
They're shiny.
Wow, they're beautiful!
They're very beautiful!
Where is this?
This is a knee.
Is this a knee?
I don't know.
Where is it? What is it?
Did you grow your knees?
They're quite beautiful!
Yes, it seems like there's a secret.
Elbows and knees?
It's a secret that you never touch your elbows or your knees.
So, your elbows and knees are beautiful because you raised them properly?
That's right.
It seems like you put a lot of olive oil on them.
Olive oil?
"So, they're "chihi-ten", right?"
That's right.
They're beautiful, aren't they?
They're black for me.
They're not black at all.
No, but my knees are quite black, too.
Can you show me your knees?
Can I show you?
Really?
Your knees aren't black, are they?
Are you okay?
They're not beautiful at all.
What should I do?
No, they're beautiful.
I'm suddenly embarrassed.
That's right. It's almost the same as showing your naked knees.
That's not true.
So, from what you said, your knees will be beautiful in the future, right?
That's right.
From what you said, your knees will be beautiful in the future, right?
"If there is a "knees one grand prix", I'd like to participate in it."
"If there is a "knees one grand prix", Nakamura doesn't want to participate in it."
Oh, I see.
Because it's a mess.
"Next." "Yes." "What is this?" "Mikan no miiraka." "Oh." "On Valentine's Day, Higuchi-san wrote everyone "mikan" and "nigaue"."
At the end of Higuchi's Tokyo Ceremony,
"everyone wrote "mikan" in return for the event."
I was happy.
"When I received "mikan" for Valentine's Day,"
I thought I would lose my appetite,
so I decided not to eat it anymore.
Since I received it,
I adjusted the air conditioner,
dried it up,
"and successfully made "miraka."
Like a dry flower.
That's amazing.
There is a picture of it.
There is one now.
Is there?
It's small.
Looking at it from this distance,
it looks really dirty.
It's hard.
Is it hard?
It's hard.
There is no water in it.
Really?
It's hot.
Did you receive it from Higuchi that much?
I took good care of it.
Did you give it to Higuchi?
I didn't give it to him.
I only received one.
That's amazing.
That's how I feel.
Did you drink the juice
that your senior bought you?
Yes, I did.
That's amazing.
It's like Mitsuru Yakumi's juice.
Is it a collector's item?
It's a collector's item.
Recently, I bought a new refrigerator,
but I keep moving
Shinetsu-san's tea as it is.
That's amazing.
She's the type of person
who can't stand things.
I can't throw it away,
and I can't drink it,
so I just leave it as it is.
That's amazing.
Where do you usually put it?
Now,
it's next to my shoebox.
Every day,
when I'm out of the house,
I can see it.
That's amazing.
If you don't know about it,
you might think it's dirty.
If it's in a case or something,
it's still...
That's right.
Next.
What is this?
Tailored churros.
I'm a second-year college student,
and I've been taking
remote classes for a year,
so I don't have a lot of friends.
Well, it's college,
and you're doing this job,
so you don't have...
Right.
It's hard for me to make it,
and I don't have many friends,
but I really want to eat
churros.
Ah.
A kitchen car comes,
and they sell them.
Ah, they come.
That's how it is.
But I don't have friends,
and I'm eating
bright food by myself,
is a little embarrassing,
isn't it?
Hmm.
Churros are
a lot of food,
so...
That's right.
I know.
But I really wanted to eat it,
so I bought it,
put it in my jacket,
hid it,
and ran to the bathroom,
and ate churros by myself.
What?!
I feel bad for you.
What?!
Ah, there's a picture, too.
Is this a toilet?
This is a toilet.
What are you taking?
This picture...
No, but...
just now,
with a strong feeling,
why don't you say,
you want to eat churros
with someone you don't know?
Well, I can't do
things like a chromie,
so I...
Chromie,
isn't something you can say
to someone you don't know,
suddenly.
Do you have college friends?
Ah, I do.
Eh?
Everyone came to me.
Nice, nice.
How do you...
Nice, nice.
How do you get
friends to come to you?
Tell me, tell me.
I don't do anything.
Wow.
You don't do anything,
but you get friends to come to you?
It's delicious.
If you open up a yakubo field,
Ah, me, too!
But I think that's how it is.
After that,
I eat hot dogs
alone again,
or something like that.
No, I feel bad for you.
I feel bad for you.
Someone,
call someone to that place.
Someone.
Why would you go?
Saku-chan won't go.
Why would you go?
But she might come because she likes me.
Saku-chan doesn't like you.
That's weird.
But, Churros, don't eat at college.
But I want to eat it no matter what.
I'm worried about what I should do in the future.
Will you come?
I recommend emergency stairs over the bathroom.
Everyone's sad, but is it like that at college?
Alone.
If it's emergency stairs, you can hear footsteps.
If someone comes, you'll know right away.
Why do you keep talking about sad things?
After this, the B-class market number one news has been decided!
In either of the news broadcasted over two weeks,
The B-Class News Grand Prize has been decided by the head judge, Himura!
Himura won the B-Class News Award 2020.
Kuromi in April said, ``I'm about to become an idol.''
Mantis.
One more thing is
A “rainy morning” like Ogawa Soraman in June
Please let us two.
Well, this time, I was a little disappointed.
Kuromi was a little bit excited about that.
Kuromi, you've been acting terrible since the impersonation you did the other day.
Is it dangerous?
Lots of attention.
Quite a few members appeared on various radio programs and programs.
I'm grateful that everyone has put out my name even when I'm not there.
Thanks to everyone for putting them out!
If you do like this now, you'll be surprised.
That's amazing!
But you just touched me.
You just touched me!
No way! How did you do it? At what timing?
When did you do it?
It was like this in the first half of B-grade news.
While we were talking like this,
you said "Kuromi, you're so active and good at impersonating in B-Grade News."
Yeah, I've been doing it a lot lately.
I said "Let's do our best," and you said "Let's do our best, too."
Let's do our best, too.
That's amazing!
You're a champion!
Let's start with a gag.
I'll do it.
Go ahead. I'm happy for you.
I'm grateful for that.
Hayashi Rice.
Hayashi Rice?
Yeah.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
Hayashi Rice!
Mobile preview of Akimoto Manatsu Graduation Concert is now available!
"Kei's Year Birthday Live" Blu-ray and DVD are now on sale!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Ta-da!
Wow, thank you.
Sandwich.
Here you go.
I can't do it!